Yeesh. Check out this absolutely real trailer for what has to be the strangest movie you’ve never seen. Sure, the story of a man who falls in love with a woman but forgets to tell her that his entire family are dwarves might sound like some sort of Farrelly Brothers-esque comedy gold, but going by the trailer, that’s clearly not what the makers of 2003′s Tip Toes had in mind.

Big names like Matthew McConaughey, Kate Beckinsale and Gary Oldman must have breathed a collective sigh of relief after dodging this bullet because it has “disaster” written all over it. OK, maybe not McConaughey (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past anyone?) and Beckinsale (Whiteout who?), but at least we can take comfort that Gary Oldman found a solid role as Sirius Black in Harry Potter land.

(via Hell and Heartaches)