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Zoe is a Midwesterner who lives and works and (travels often outside of) New York City. She majored in TV Watching (basically) and does newfangled marketing biz boz on the internet. She also watches, and obsessively discusses, a lot of TV and bad movies, particularly those involving crime-solving, suits, and explosions.

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  • Blood Lust A vampire links blood from their lips.

    “Fresh Blood”

    The Best and Worst of this Week’s True Blood.

  • Blood Lust Hoyt, a white guy wearing plaid, has just punch Tommy, a white guy who is falling over from the force of the hit.

    “I Smell a Rat”

    The Best and Worst of this week’s True Blood.

  • Blood Lust Russell, a vampire, kisses a clear urn full of the blood of his dead husband Talbot.

    “Everything is Broken”

    The Best and Worst of this week’s True Blood.

  • Blood Lust Eric, a blonde vampire, is shirtless and making out with Talbot, a brunette vampire in a bathrobe.

    “Night On The Sun”

    The Best and Worst of this week’s True Blood.

  • Blood Lust Sookie and other women in white dresses dance in a forest

    “Hitting the Ground”

    BLOODY GOOD Sayonara, Lorena I saw an interview with Lorena’s portrayer Mariana Klaveno recently, and she seems like a sweetheart, so I’m bummed for her …

  • Blood Lust Sophie-Ann, the vampire queen, looks at a pile of lottery tickets

    “I Got a Right to Sing the Blues”

    BLOODY GOOD Jesus! Yep, just like last week, I’m pleased with Lafayette’s love interest. He managed to help Lafayette get the upperhand on some hicks, …

  • Blood Lust Russell, the vampire king of Mississippi, is laughing evily

    “Trouble”

    Bloody Good Eric Comes to Mississippi! Rejoice shady citizens of Mississippi, The Great Blonde hope is in the house! Talbot sure seems excited by the …

  • Blood Lust Sam and Tommy sit a small distance apart on a fallen tree.

    “9 Crimes”

    BLOODY GOOD Eric and Lafayette E&L have totally replaced Andy and Jason as my favorite pals on this show. I like that Eric rushes to …

  • Blood Lust Franklin, a white vampire with dark hair, holds a corpses head in his hands.

    “It Hurts Me Too”

    BLOODY GOOD Jason: Law Enforcement Officer There are more bizarre career trajectories, but that many. Still, the appeal of Jason’s plotlines aren’t so much the …

  • Blood Lust true-blood-beautifully-broken

    “Beautifully Broken”

    Our resident vampire-lovers talk Jesus, Nazi werewolves and various vagaries of vagueness.